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過度刺激按鈕 - 掛繩款,超準確溝通按鈕(幽默必備)

過度刺激按鈕 - 掛繩款,超準確溝通按鈕(幽默必備) - Main image
$13.5 $27 In stock

Category: Chews & Chewelry

腦袋裡分頁開太多?再也受不了被問晚餐吃什麼或Excel怎麼用?「過載生存按鈕」讓你在說不出話的時候替你發聲。掛在證件帶上,就像真正的緊急按鈕一樣,它會說出「請慢慢後退」和「靠近後果自負」這類話,讓你不用親自開口。適合作為溝通工具,送給壓力大的父母、筋疲力盡的同事,或是任何再被問一句就會崩潰的人。一個精準到讓人心有戚戚焉的搞笑禮物。

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Zoe ★★★★★

The lanyard is sturdy enough for daily wear, and the button gives a satisfying click that actually cuts through the noise. Wore it to work and my coworkers finally got the hint without me having to say a word.

Abigail C. ★★★★★

I pressed it during a family dinner the other night when someone asked me about weekend plans, and the silence that followed was honestly beautiful. The lanyard sits at a good length, and the button gives a satisfying click that makes it feel legit. My brain finally has a mute button.

Sofia ★★★★★

The lanyard is sturdy enough that I forget it's there until someone asks me a dumb question, then I just point at it and they laugh and back off. Best money I've spent on my own mental health this month.