BRAIN TRAINING While You Poo Cards

Kept these on the back of the toilet and now my five-minute sits actually feel productive instead of just doomscrolling. The punny prompts are cheesy enough to make me groan but they genuinely get the gears turning.

My bathroom breaks have never been this productive—the pun-filled prompts actually make me chuckle while I’m mid-squat, and the cards are compact enough to shuffle with one hand. It’s become my favorite way to start the day, no straining required.

The card stock is sturdy enough to survive repeated flips in tight bathroom quarters, and the questions are tricky enough that I’ve finished a whole sit-in session just trying to solve one. My only regret is that I can’t use them anywhere else without raising eyebrows.